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7.08.2009

Did Satan, er, Harper offend Catholics by pocketing Jesus?

A spokesperson for Prime Minister Stephen Harper is denying reports he received a sacramental communion wafer recently at Roméo LeBlanc's Roman Catholic funeral mass and pocketed it instead of consuming it.
The religious faux pas was caught on video during the former governor general's funeral in New Brunswick, where Harper received the wafer representing the body of Christ but instead of eating it appears to put in his program or pocket. You can see the video and get the Full Story at thestar.com.

Personally, I've eaten Jesus in a past life and I think he's kinda bland, but still, being the PM you'd think he would have a little more knowledge about the Catholic faith considering how much money Canadian taxpayers unfairly have to give them to run their schools. 
Everyone knows that just as no one puts baby in a corner, you don't put Jesus in a pocket or program you let him melt in your mouth ever so slowly and wash him down with some vino!  His 'people' are saying he ate the host, but if you look at the video (click the title link to go to the Star site to view) you can practically see him pocket it.  I think he did NOT eat it.  Here is a pic of him at last year's Calgary Stampede looking all cowboy (or was that the Pride parade?).

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